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Osteen and Bacon

Oct 12, 2009 Print This Post

Thanks to Todd for this one. Apparently, Joel Osteen has gone all sacrilegious and ripped on bacon.

So, here are your three assignments.

1) Watch this video

2) Read this passage

Acts 10:9-15 The next day as Cornelius’s messengers were nearing the town, Peter went up on the flat roof to pray. It was about noon, and he was hungry. But while a meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. He saw the sky open, and something like a large sheet was let down by its four corners. In the sheet were all sorts of animals, reptiles, and birds.

Then a voice said to him, “Get up, Peter; kill and eat them.”

“No, Lord,” Peter declared. “I have never eaten anything that our Jewish laws have declared impure and unclean.​*​”

But the voice spoke again: “Do not call something unclean if God has made it clean.”

3) Go eat a BLT

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