Just call me “Tarp”
Sep 17, 2008 Uncategorized
According to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, if she were my mom, I would be
Tarp Lazer Palin
Brilliant.
Hi, I'm Noel and I'm a recovering hypocrite. I spend the majority of my time pastoring and teaching at Riverview, surfing the internet on my iPhone, being obsessed with Jack Bauer, and hanging out with my smoking hot wife and four wildly talented children. I plan on spending the rest of my life figuring out how to vicariously plant hundreds of churches without ever leaving my church.
Oh, and even though I work for Riverview, everything here is my personal opinion and nothing more.
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September 17th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I am Geese Whalebone Palin
September 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
John McCain, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Steam Fangs Palin
Who knows, Steam Fangs Palin you just might be president one day!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Meat Notgay Palin
…wow
September 18th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Stinger Assassin Palin
September 18th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
We live in Alaska and two of our pastors have met the Gov. We had a great time renaming the whole staff this morning. The senior pastor is now dubbed “Fleck Rookie Palin”. And for those of you who don’t know “Willow” is a small town in AK, “Bristol” is named for Bristol Bay, a famous fishing area and “Piper” is a popular small airplane (lots of pilots up here). “Track” was named for track season (really) and Trig means “strength” in a Scandinavian language (not sure which).
September 18th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Good to have Alaskans with us on this site!