Fat Michigan
Jul 9, 2008 Print This Post
Congratulations Michigan, you’re fat.
Put down the donut.
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Hey, we’ve moved up in the world! I used to think we were the second fattest state behind Texas per Super Size Me. I wonder how we stack up to other developed nations?
July 9th, 2008 at 10:24 am
hmm..it seems as if West Virginia is the worst.
michigan is a badddd place to live.i’m so sry u live there.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
How do they come up with those numbers? Is it just the obese people who see doctors, or does someone sit at a corner and count all the fat people?
The world may never know.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Uh, Emilee…there is a reason that Mississippi is in RED…not sure where you live, but Michigan may be fat, but we are literate.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Man, I’m so depressed now I think I’ll go hit a Krispy Kreame.
I think I might move to Colorado so I can be skinny.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Well on a positive note- if there’s ever a famine, I think we’ll be okay for a while!