Jack Handey is Back

Nov 15, 2007 Print This Post

.:mood:. Handey
.:itunes:. Go On by Russ Taff

Thanks to ysmarko for linking to this brilliant article by Jack Handey in The New Yorker.

Here are a few of my favorite pieces of wisdom from the piece:

You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry…

But then something happened, something that would make me understand that this is no game. I was walking past a building and I saw a man standing high up on a ledge. “Jump! Jump!” I started yelling. What happened next would haunt me for the rest of my days: the man came down from the building and beat the living daylights out of me. Ever since then, I’ve realized that this is no game…

Perhaps one day the Indian will put down his tomahawk and the white man will put down his gun, and the white man will pick up his gun again because, Ha-ha, sucker…

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One Response to “Jack Handey is Back”

  1. Mindy Says:

    November 15th, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Awesome. Hilarious. Yes, brilliant. I love Jack Handey. Thanks for sharing the comic relief. I needed it today.


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