I just laughed out-loud in a coffee shop
Jan 25, 2007 Print This Post
.:mood:. Embarrassed
.:itunes:. Homeboys by Adam Again
Not sure if this story from Dave is true or not. You have to take everything Dave says with a grain of salt, but one way or another this story about our friend Brad is awesome:
Brad was cooking dinner last night for his family, making shake-and-bake type chicken. As he was cutting the chicken he cut off the tip of his finger. Try as he might, he couldn’t find it in the cut chicken anywhere. He shook the chicken, cooked it and served it to his family. Before they ate, he explained to them, “After dinner, I’ve got a surprise for you.” The family was excited about the surprise and as they ate their dinner, finger tip and all.
After dinner, the family gathered around waiting for their “big surprise”. Brad went to the trash and pulled out the loads of paper towels he’d used to try and stop the bleeding of his finger and explained to them that one of them was the lucky person who’d eaten his finger tip. You would think they would feel lucky and thankful, but instead they gagged and screamed.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Absolutely true. My top two favorite Brad stories are these, both of which must be told by Brad because no one else could do them justice:
1. One of Brad’s friends found a map to a giant government pot/hemp field from back in WWI. An hour after his son was born, he and his buddies drove down there and filled their trunks up.
2. The story of how when Brad was raising goats and ended up with a frozen goat-sicle.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:52 am
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth…
January 25th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
That’s hilarious!