Random Jack Bauer Facts

Jan 27, 2006 Print This Post

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OK, this kicks butt all over the Chuck Norris stuff: Random Jack Bauer Fact. Here’s the top 5:

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Have I mentioned I have a new site?

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4 Responses to “Random Jack Bauer Facts”

  1. Chris Marsden Says:

    January 27th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    If I had seen even one episode of 24, I would probably appreciate this more. And I would definitely link to your new site.


  2. Adam Says:

    January 27th, 2006 at 11:18 pm

    Those are hilarious.


  3. brett Says:

    January 28th, 2006 at 2:33 am

    so where can I get the Jack Bauer PJs?


  4. Abigail Says:

    January 28th, 2006 at 2:44 am

    I gotta say … I’ve tried watching a couple episodes of 24 and don’t understand the obsession. As funny as those are. Maybe I’m missing some key component of the show and that’s why I’m not enjoying it.


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