Jack Bauer Torture Report

Jan 17, 2006 Print This Post

//MOOD: Tortured

//NOISE: Kids killing each other

I’m sure you have been wondering where I have been the last few days. Well, I have been building my new website. And now, for your viewing pleasure, may I present the Jack Bauer Torture Report.

OK, so we all know that Jack Bauer likes killing bad guys and torturing them even more. In fact, in matters of national security, they don’t even have to be bad guys.

The question is, “How much does Jack like to do this stuff?”

And, no, we will not accept “a lot” as an answer.

We want numbers.

That’s what this site is dedicated to. We pledge to report on the number of people Jack tortures and kills. It’s our service to you, the loving reader.

In addition, you can display these pretty banners on your site, proudly declaring that you love Jack and are proud to live in a country where a man like this has a license to kill…and kill…and torture.

Feel free to pimp the site at your leisure.

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Growing up in the Lansing area, I wanted nothing more than to get out. My exit strategy included a complex mixture of schemes for an urban church plant, iProducts, and an elaborate Bollywood car chase scene with zombies and catchy techno music.

As a 40 year old man, I find myself entrenched in the Lansing area at a church I love (Riverview), with 4 kids I love more (a high schooler, a junior higher, a middle schooler, and an elementary schooler), and a wife I love the most (Grace).

Instead of planting one church, I dream of helping hundreds get started without ever leaving my home base. I still love my iProducts and use them as tools to help lead and teach the thousands who attend Riverview. And when no one is looking, I blare the techno music and send my unimpressive resume to casting agents for Bollywood zombie films.

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