Outstanding!
Dec 23, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Laughing Hard
//ITUNES: Till You Caught My Eye from the album “Lie Down in the Grass” by Charlie Peacock
Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach — and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
“I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,” the rattled bachelor later admitted. “And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she’d said she would.
“But when I got close, she turned around — and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn’t know what to say. All I could think was, ‘Oh my God! it’s Mama!’ ”
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Santa Claus says I’ve been Nice
Dec 23, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Nice
//ITUNES: Rapper’s Delight from the album “In Tha Beginning There Was RAP” by RNS Presents
According to the “Santa Claus Naughty or Nice Rating”
Noel Heikkinen – Nice, but with a few naughty marks. Neatness needs improvement. Behavior has been good sometimes, not so good other times. Manners could still use some attention. Was very nice last Monday.
Thanks to Dan.
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Nine Inch Nails Remix
Dec 22, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Sweet
//PODCAST: Radio Clash 57: Xmess Survival Show from –Radio Clash–
Last spring I downloaded the Garageband file for “The Hand that Feeds” from Nine Inch Nails. I talk about it here. Anyhoo, I finally got around to doing my version of it. I slapped it on my most recent podcast and I figured I would play it here too. I am also going to test this little embeddable player, as well. So, without further ado:
Or you can download the mix here.
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Another Chuck Norris Fact
Dec 22, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Laughing
//ITUNES: Englishman In New York from the album “Very Best Of Sting And The Police” by Sting
Hopefully I won’t get into more trouble over this newly discovered Chuck Norris fact (thanks to Urban Onramps):
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Live Journal
Dec 22, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: OK
//NOISE: Typing
OK, this is sweet. Some guy I don’t know (you can read his blog here) saw my site on someone else’s site and wanted to be able to read it in the friend’s section of his LiveJournal account. So, he set up a “Syndicated Account” for me. What does that mean for you? It means that if you are a LiveJournal person, you can now subscribe to my site and it will appear in your friend’s section. Pretty nifty, huh?
Check it out here: Noel_Heikkinen’s Syndicated Account.
Technorati Tags: livejournal, rssfeed, syndication
Merry Christmas
Dec 21, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Merry
//NOISE: Coley saying, “I want some money”
In lieu of a Christmas card (which we are way too lazy to mail), consider this your Christmas greeting. (Click on image for larger version)
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Xmas Humps
Dec 21, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Tee Hee
//ITUNES: I’ll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy
Thanks to Dugan for this link to My Christmas Humps.
Crazy Delicious
Dec 21, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Delicious
//ITUNES: Message In A Bottle from the album “Any Given Thursday” by John Mayer
Thanks to Church of the Customer Blog for this video from SNL last weekend. It’s crazy delicious.
God is British?
Dec 21, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Super
//ITUNES: Top from the album “Throwing Copper” by Live
OK. Watch this trailer. Does God sound like he has a British Accent?
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Sick
Dec 21, 2005 Uncategorized Hodge Podge
//MOOD: Sick
//ITUNES: Wait from the album “Flowers in the Rain” by Mad at the World
A couple night ago a few of my kids barfed throughout the night. Lovely.
I have been super worried that I am going to catch what they had.
Nope.
I have something different. I have this massive head-cold. Yuk. The only good point is I love Nyquil induced sleep. I slept like a baby last night, but now I am trying to work through the haze.
