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Oct 10, 2005 Print This Post

//MOOD: Hungry

//ITUNES: By The Rivers Dark by Leonard Cohen

I have been on a quasi-health kick for a couple years now. My kids know the terms “calories” and “fat free” all too well. In fact, my kids will often ask me, “How many calories does this have?” They don’t know what it means, they just know that bigger numbers are worse for you.

It was bad when I was on this kick myself. My wife would mock me for always looking at the package before I “partook.” Now, she is right there with me. This is a wonderful thing, except when we egg each other on to eat something bad and then proceed to pour on a guilt-trip afterward.

Well, in this spirit of shaming, I present (via A Cognizant Discourse) the the top ten things you should never eat. I’m fine until #7. Dang it.

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Growing up in the Lansing area, I wanted nothing more than to get out. My exit strategy included a complex mixture of schemes for an urban church plant, iProducts, and an elaborate Bollywood car chase scene with zombies and catchy techno music.

As a 40 year old man, I find myself entrenched in the Lansing area at a church I love (Riverview), with 4 kids I love more (a high schooler, a junior higher, a middle schooler, and an elementary schooler), and a wife I love the most (Grace).

Instead of planting one church, I dream of helping hundreds get started without ever leaving my home base. I still love my iProducts and use them as tools to help lead and teach the thousands who attend Riverview. And when no one is looking, I blare the techno music and send my unimpressive resume to casting agents for Bollywood zombie films.

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