Mar 8, 2005 Print This Post
Check out the official Fire Bible:
When was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited.
Hi, I'm Noel and I'm a recovering hypocrite. I spend the majority of my time pastoring and teaching at Riverview, surfing the internet on my iProducts, and hanging out with my smoking hot wife and four wildly talented children. I plan on spending the rest of my life figuring out how to vicariously plant hundreds of churches without ever leaving my church. Oh, and even though I work for Riv, everything here is my personal opinion and nothing more.
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March 8th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
So what have you thought of firefox?
March 8th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
It has crashed half a dozen times, but other than that it is pretty cool. I’m not used to programs crashing on me except my two Microsoft products: Word and Powerpoint.
March 8th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
I can’t believe that’s an actual product.
It makes me think of KJV-only folks… ’cause that’s what I imagine them thinking of when I read my non-KJV study Bible. ;)
I also think it would have made the lamest Christian song parody video ever more interesting. >;)
March 9th, 2005 at 10:43 am
Is this serious!?! That’s too cool! I want one really bad. : )
March 9th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
I would have loved to have been in the marketing meeting that thought this was a good idea.
March 9th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
has anyone else noticed how incredibly big that women’s hand is? It’s absolutely enormous…
March 9th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
I would like to believe it’s not really her hand at all, but a mysterious third hand. ;)
March 10th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
Yeah! I bet it’s a man’s hand, coming up from beneath!