God
Feb 28, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Divine | NOISE: Ethan yelling }
God has pretty good blog entry today.
Attention Firefox Users
Feb 28, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Pretty Dang Good | VHS: Underdog }
I use Safari right now and I like it quite a bit. But I have heard so much about Firefox, I am going to Beta test it this week. I hear that it is worth it, only if you use extensions. So, here is my question for you Firefox users:
Which extensions do you recommend I give a whirl?
Proverbs 22
Feb 28, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Average | NOISE: Family Noises }
Proverbs 22
Choose a good reputation over great riches, for being held in high esteem is better than having silver or gold.
The rich and the poor have this in common: The LORD made them both.
A prudent person foresees the danger ahead and takes precautions; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences.
True humility and fear of the LORD lead to riches, honor, and long life.
The deceitful walk a thorny, treacherous road; whoever values life will stay away.
Teach your children to choose the right path, and when they are older, they will remain upon it.
Just as the rich rule the poor, so the borrower is servant to the lender.
Those who plant seeds of injustice will harvest disaster, and their reign of terror will end.
Blessed are those who are generous, because they feed the poor.
Throw out the mocker, and fighting, quarrels, and insults will disappear.
Anyone who loves a pure heart and gracious speech is the king’s friend.
The LORD preserves knowledge, but he ruins the plans of the deceitful.
The lazy person is full of excuses, saying, “If I go outside, I might meet a lion in the street and be killed!”
The mouth of an immoral woman is a deep pit; those living under the LORD’s displeasure will fall into it.
A youngster’s heart is filled with foolishness, but discipline will drive it away.
A person who gets ahead by oppressing the poor or by showering gifts on the rich will end in poverty.
Listen to the words of the wise; apply your heart to my instruction. For it is good to keep these sayings deep within yourself, always ready on your lips. I am teaching you today—yes, you—so you will trust in the LORD. I have written thirty sayings for you, filled with advice and knowledge. In this way, you may know the truth and bring an accurate report to those who sent you.
Do not rob the poor because they are poor or exploit the needy in court. For the LORD is their defender. He will injure anyone who injures them.
Keep away from angry, short-tempered people, or you will learn to be like them and endanger your soul.
Do not co-sign another person’s note or put up a guarantee for someone else’s loan. If you can’t pay it, even your bed will be snatched from under you.
Do not steal your neighbor’s property by moving the ancient boundary markers set up by your ancestors.
Do you see any truly competent workers? They will serve kings rather than ordinary people.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 22
This verse reminded me of this weekend’s message:
Choose a good reputation over great riches, for being held in high esteem is better than having silver or gold.
This verse cracked me up:
The lazy person is full of excuses, saying, “If I go outside, I might meet a lion in the street and be killed!”
I have been that person. Well, not exactly afraid of lions, but lazy. There have been times in my life where I have made the lamest excuses, just to get out of something I don’t want to do. I tend to be a last-minute kind of person, and that is not necessarily a bad thing. However, when I let my personality become laziness or procrastination, that is definitely a bad thing.
Bi-Polar
Feb 27, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Still tired | MUSIC: “How Great is our God” }
This weekend, I shared how I think Jeremiah is bi-polar. He just seems to flip back and forth on so many things and seems to ride this emotional roller-coaster.
Anyhoo, a little kid came up to me after the 10ish service and said “You know that bi-polar Jeremiah thing?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I’m bi-polar.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, and today I learned that God can make me successful.”
Proverbs 21
Feb 27, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Ready for a nap | MUSIC: “Give me Jesus” - Riverview Band }
Proverbs 21
The king’s heart is like a stream of water directed by the LORD; he turns it wherever he pleases.
People may think they are doing what is right, but the LORD examines the heart.
The LORD is more pleased when we do what is just and right than when we give him sacrifices.
Haughty eyes, a proud heart, and evil actions are all sin.
Good planning and hard work lead to prosperity, but hasty shortcuts lead to poverty.
Wealth created by lying is a vanishing mist and a deadly trap.
Because the wicked refuse to do what is just, their violence boomerangs and destroys them.
The guilty walk a crooked path; the innocent travel a straight road.
It is better to live alone in the corner of an attic than with a contentious wife in a lovely home.
Evil people love to harm others; their neighbors get no mercy from them.
A simpleton can learn only by seeing mockers punished; a wise person learns from instruction.
The Righteous One knows what is going on in the homes of the wicked; he will bring the wicked to disaster.
Those who shut their ears to the cries of the poor will be ignored in their own time of need.
A secret gift calms anger; a secret bribe pacifies fury.
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it causes dismay among evildoers.
The person who strays from common sense will end up in the company of the dead.
Those who love pleasure become poor; wine and luxury are not the way to riches.
Sometimes the wicked are punished to save the godly, and the treacherous for the upright.
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
The wise have wealth and luxury, but fools spend whatever they get.
Whoever pursues godliness and unfailing love will find life, godliness, and honor.
The wise conquer the city of the strong and level the fortress in which they trust.
If you keep your mouth shut, you will stay out of trouble.
Mockers are proud and haughty; they act with boundless arrogance.
The desires of lazy people will be their ruin, for their hands refuse to work. They are always greedy for more, while the godly love to give!
God loathes the sacrifice of an evil person, especially when it is brought with ulterior motives.
A false witness will be cut off, but an attentive witness will be allowed to speak.
The wicked put up a bold front, but the upright proceed with care.
Human plans, no matter how wise or well advised, cannot stand against the LORD.
The horses are prepared for battle, but the victory belongs to the LORD.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 21
Since I just got done teaching, these verses jumped out at me because it is like a summary of the message:
People may think they are doing what is right, but the LORD examines the heart. The LORD is more pleased when we do what is just and right than when we give him sacrifices.
Even when we think we are doing what is right (even as we offer “sacrifices”), God sees deeper than we do and can know what is really on our hearts. He is not impressed with most of what our world is impressed with. But when we are just and right, he is pleased.
Now I go home for a nap.
Proverbs 20
Feb 26, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Don’t ask | NOISE: None }
Proverbs 20
Wine produces mockers; liquor leads to brawls. Whoever is led astray by drink cannot be wise.
The king’s fury is like a lion’s roar; to rouse his anger is to risk your life.
Avoiding a fight is a mark of honor; only fools insist on quarreling.
If you are too lazy to plow in the right season, you will have no food at the harvest.
Though good advice lies deep within a person’s heart, the wise will draw it out.
Many will say they are loyal friends, but who can find one who is really faithful?
The godly walk with integrity; blessed are their children after them.
When a king judges, he carefully weighs all the evidence, distinguishing the bad from the good.
Who can say, “I have cleansed my heart; I am pure and free from sin”?
The LORD despises double standards of every kind.
Even children are known by the way they act, whether their conduct is pure and right.
Ears to hear and eyes to see—both are gifts from the LORD.
If you love sleep, you will end in poverty. Keep your eyes open, and there will be plenty to eat!
The buyer haggles over the price, saying, “It’s worthless,” then brags about getting a bargain!
Wise speech is rarer and more valuable than gold and rubies.
Be sure to get collateral from anyone who guarantees the debt of a stranger. Get a deposit if someone guarantees the debt of a foreigner.
Stolen bread tastes sweet, but it turns to gravel in the mouth.
Plans succeed through good counsel; don’t go to war without the advice of others.
A gossip tells secrets, so don’t hang around with someone who talks too much.
If you curse your father or mother, the lamp of your life will be snuffed out.
An inheritance obtained early in life is not a blessing in the end.
Don’t say, “I will get even for this wrong.” Wait for the LORD to handle the matter.
The LORD despises double standards; he is not pleased by dishonest scales.
How can we understand the road we travel? It is the LORD who directs our steps.
It is dangerous to make a rash promise to God before counting the cost.
A wise king finds the wicked, lays them out like wheat, then runs the crushing wheel over them.
The LORD’s searchlight penetrates the human spirit, exposing every hidden motive.
Unfailing love and faithfulness protect the king; his throne is made secure through love.
The glory of the young is their strength; the gray hair of experience is the splendor of the old.
Physical punishment cleanses away evil; such discipline purifies the heart.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 20
One verse really jumped out at me today:
“The glory of the young is their strength; the gray hair of experience is the splendor of the old.”
The reason it struck me was I spent an hour this morning with my 79 year old neighbor Vern. His wife died this week and he was telling me all about his life and her life and their life together. At one point, he said “I guess I’m just a crazy old man.” I actually quoted this verse to him, and then here it is in today’s chapter! Cool stuff.
Outstanding
Feb 25, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Laughing….a lot | NOISE: Boys sword fighting }
OK, so I just stumbled onto one of the most random blogs I have ever seen. It’s called “This Is Fun To Make A Blog On The Computer Website”
I would put an excerpt on here, but it just would not do justice to the page.
Video Games
Feb 25, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Gamey | ITUNES: “Always On My Mind” - Pet Shop Boys }
This cartoon from Toothpaste for Dinner made me think of some of you lovely people in my blogging audience:

Shirt
Feb 25, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Still laughing | ITUNES: “Bottom Line” - Seventy Sevens }
I think I am going to buy this shirt.

Poor Michael Jackson
Feb 25, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Hehe | ITUNES: “No Woman No Cry” - Erika Badu & Jimmy Cliff }

Can’t we all just leave poor Michael Jackson alone? Two news stories today disparage his snowwhite reputation.
First, a family claims Michael killed their mom. Here’s an excerpt:
A woman who had suffered a massive heart attack died after hospital personnel moved her out of a trauma room to accommodate a flu-stricken Michael Jackson, the patient’s family said.
Jury selection in Jackson’s child molestation child had to be temporarily postponed Feb. 15 when the pop star was taken to Marian Medical Center in Santa Maria, Calif., complaining of flu-like symptoms. Manuela Gomez Ruiz, a 74-year-old grandmother, was moved from the primary trauma room and taken off the machine ventilator, with her breathing instead assisted manually by hand pump, until she was relocated to a smaller room nearby, her family told ABC News.
In other news, the always tasteful Daily Star in London has this on the front page of their paper today:

Proverbs 19
Feb 25, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Decent | ITUNES: “St. Patrick’s Day” - John Mayer }
Proverbs 19
It is better to be poor and honest than to be a fool and dishonest.
Zeal without knowledge is not good; a person who moves too quickly may go the wrong way.
People ruin their lives by their own foolishness and then are angry at the LORD.
Wealth makes many “friends”; poverty drives them away.
A false witness will not go unpunished, nor will a liar escape.
Many beg favors from a prince; everyone is the friend of a person who gives gifts!
If the relatives of the poor despise them, how much more will their friends avoid them. The poor call after them, but they are gone.
To acquire wisdom is to love oneself; people who cherish understanding will prosper.
A false witness will not go unpunished, and a liar will be destroyed.
It isn’t right for a fool to live in luxury or for a slave to rule over princes!
People with good sense restrain their anger; they earn esteem by overlooking wrongs.
The king’s anger is like a lion’s roar, but his favor is like dew on the grass.
A foolish child is a calamity to a father; a nagging wife annoys like a constant dripping.
Parents can provide their sons with an inheritance of houses and wealth, but only the LORD can give an understanding wife.
A lazy person sleeps soundly—and goes hungry.
Keep the commandments and keep your life; despising them leads to death.
If you help the poor, you are lending to the LORD and he will repay you!
Discipline your children while there is hope. If you don’t, you will ruin their lives.
Short-tempered people must pay their own penalty. If you rescue them once, you will have to do it again.
Get all the advice and instruction you can, and be wise the rest of your life.
You can make many plans, but the LORD’s purpose will prevail.
Loyalty makes a person attractive. And it is better to be poor than dishonest.
Fear of the LORD gives life, security, and protection from harm.
Some people are so lazy that they won’t even lift a finger to feed themselves.
If you punish a mocker, the simpleminded will learn a lesson; if you reprove the wise, they will be all the wiser.
Children who mistreat their father or chase away their mother are a public disgrace and an embarrassment.
If you stop listening to instruction, my child, you have turned your back on knowledge.
A corrupt witness makes a mockery of justice; the mouth of the wicked gulps down evil.
Mockers will be punished, and the backs of fools will be beaten.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 20
People ruin their lives by their own foolishness and then are angry at the LORD.
I have seen this many many times. Someone will do something foolish and then when the consequences set in, they think life is treating them unfairly. Even as Christians, we have to remember that our sins are forgiven, but that doesn’t automatically erase the consequences of our actions here on earth.
Discipline your children while there is hope. If you don’t, you will ruin their lives.
A lot of people think it is more important to be their child’s friend than parent. But if you do not discipline them and work on their character when they are young, you will ruin their lives. Yes, they have freewill; yes, there are are outside influences; but don’t neglect your piece of the puzzle. If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to discipline your children. Remember these verses from Hebrews:
Hebrews 12:7-10 As you endure this divine discipline, remember that God is treating you as his own children. Whoever heard of a child who was never disciplined? If God doesn’t discipline you as he does all of his children, it means that you are illegitimate and are not really his children after all. Since we respect our earthly fathers who disciplined us, should we not all the more cheerfully submit to the discipline of our heavenly Father and live forever? For our earthly fathers disciplined us for a few years, doing the best they knew how. But God’s discipline is always right and good for us because it means we will share in his holiness. No discipline is enjoyable while it is happening—it is painful! But afterward there will be a quiet harvest of right living for those who are trained in this way.
I love that last line “there will be a quiet harvest of right living for those who are trained in this way.” That counts in your relationship with your kids and God’s relationship with you.
Criticism
Feb 24, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Critical | ITUNES: “Walking on Broken Glass” - Annie Lennox }
I just read this post from BeChurch:
“I have long prided myself as being a critical thinker. Through years of practice and perseverance I have developed a well-honed ability to spot weakness, problems, and things that suck in pretty much anything. The last few years of my Christian life have revolved around applying this nearly prodigious skill to understanding the church and helping it to become relevant. I am sad to say that I have become an expert at finding the bad in everything, and the worst part of it is that I am often proud of this fact.
Just this week I realized that there is nothing to be proud of in my critical nature. Yes I can spot weakness and brokenness a mile away, especially in the church, but what’s so hard about that. Brokenness, sin, and imperfection are everywhere. We live in a world where very few things work the way they should. Those of us who are master critics are really just stating the obvious and fooling ourselves into thinking that we are really clever. Think about it… how hard is it to go out and find something wrong with a church or a person? Any monkey can do that.
I have decided that the real bright people are the ones who have learned to find beauty in everything or to find God in everything. Now that’s a challenge. The last few days have been a challenge for me since I am really trying to live this out. I want to learn how to be someone who sees God in the world today instead of being someone who is always focused on the crap. I’m hoping to get to the place where I am no longer surprised or judgemental when I see brokenness or garbage, where I acknowledge the crap but get truly amazed and surprised by the way that God’s grace is there despite it.”
Proverbs 18
Feb 24, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Thoughtful | ITUNES: “Don’t Stop” - Lateef & The Chief }
Proverbs 18
A recluse is self-indulgent, snarling at every sound principle of conduct.
Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions.
When the wicked arrive, contempt, shame, and disgrace are sure to follow.
A person’s words can be life-giving water; words of true wisdom are as refreshing as a bubbling brook.
It is wrong for a judge to favor the guilty or condemn the innocent.
Fools get into constant quarrels; they are asking for a beating.
The mouths of fools are their ruin; their lips get them into trouble.
What dainty morsels rumors are—but they sink deep into one’s heart.
A lazy person is as bad as someone who destroys things.
The name of the LORD is a strong fortress; the godly run to him and are safe.
The rich think of their wealth as an impregnable defense; they imagine it is a high wall of safety.
Haughtiness goes before destruction; humility precedes honor.
What a shame, what folly, to give advice before listening to the facts!
The human spirit can endure a sick body, but who can bear it if the spirit is crushed?
Intelligent people are always open to new ideas. In fact, they look for them.
Giving a gift works wonders; it may bring you before important people!
Any story sounds true until someone sets the record straight.
Casting lots can end arguments and settle disputes between powerful opponents.
It’s harder to make amends with an offended friend than to capture a fortified city. Arguments separate friends like a gate locked with iron bars.
Words satisfy the soul as food satisfies the stomach; the right words on a person’s lips bring satisfaction.
Those who love to talk will experience the consequences, for the tongue can kill or nourish life.
The man who finds a wife finds a treasure and receives favor from the LORD.
The poor plead for mercy; the rich answer with insults.
There are “friends” who destroy each other, but a real friend sticks closer than a brother.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 18
A recluse is self-indulgent, snarling at every sound principle of conduct. Now, the ESV translates this verse: Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment. That strikes me. I was just talking with Steve about a few situations this morning that could have been stopped if people had not isolated themselves.
In one situation, a man has fallen in love with someone other than his spouse. And now, everyone has found out and things are going to get difficult. Now, I don’t know the entire situation, but I have to imagine that in the process of “falling in love” with someone, there would have been points where he could have seen the danger coming. If he had immediately talked with someone he trusted instead of isolating himself, he would probably have had more sound judgement. Now, of course there is still hope in this situation, but this guys seems to have gone pretty far down that road.
Haughtiness goes before destruction; humility precedes honor.
This made me think of the verse in James that says “God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble.”
What a shame, what folly, to give advice before listening to the facts!
This one really hit me. I am often ready to give advice, when I have only heard half the story. In fact, it occurs to me that in the situation I mentioned earlier, I have only heard one side. Maybe before I run my mouth (or my keyboard), I should gather all the facts.
It’s harder to make amends with an offended friend than to capture a fortified city. Arguments separate friends like a gate locked with iron bars.
I have seen this over and over and over again during the last year.
Korn
Feb 23, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Swell | ITUNES: “Run Fay Run” - KB2 }

Thanks to Joel for this article about Korn. According to the article:
Korn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch has parted ways with the hard rock act, citing a recent religious awakening.
Welch broke the news Sunday on Bakersfield, California, station KRAB-FM.
“I had it in my heart to come here and explain to you,” Welch said. “I’m good friends with Korn. I love those guys, and they love me, and they’re very happy for me.”
Addressing the aggressive tone of the music he made with Korn, Welch said, “Anger is a good thing, and if kids want to listen to Korn, good, but there’s happiness after the anger. I’m going to show it through my actions how much I love my fans.”
I bolded my favorite line.
Accountability
Feb 23, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Accountable | ITUNES: “Can’t Help Falling In Love” - Dave Matthews }
I just walked into Beaners to get some work done. The guy behind the counter took the order and then said, “So, do you have this worked into your budget?”
Another stealth accountability attack from a Riverview attender.
I just can’t hide.
Proverbs 17
Feb 23, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Awake | NOISE: None }
Proverbs 17
A dry crust eaten in peace is better than a great feast with strife.
A wise slave will rule over the master’s shameful sons and will share their inheritance.
Fire tests the purity of silver and gold, but the LORD tests the heart.
Wrongdoers listen to wicked talk; liars pay attention to destructive words.
Those who mock the poor insult their Maker; those who rejoice at the misfortune of others will be punished.
Grandchildren are the crowning glory of the aged; parents are the pride of their children.
Eloquent speech is not fitting for a fool; even less are lies fitting for a ruler.
A bribe seems to work like magic for those who give it; they succeed in all they do.
Disregarding another person’s faults preserves love; telling about them separates close friends.
A single rebuke does more for a person of understanding than a hundred lashes on the back of a fool.
Evil people seek rebellion, but they will be severely punished.
It is safer to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than to confront a fool caught in folly.
If you repay evil for good, evil will never leave your house.
Beginning a quarrel is like opening a floodgate, so drop the matter before a dispute breaks out.
The LORD despises those who acquit the guilty and condemn the innocent.
It is senseless to pay tuition to educate a fool who has no heart for wisdom.
A friend is always loyal, and a brother is born to help in time of need.
It is poor judgment to co-sign a friend’s note, to become responsible for a neighbor’s debts.
Anyone who loves to quarrel loves sin; anyone who speaks boastfully invites disaster.
The crooked heart will not prosper; the twisted tongue tumbles into trouble.
It is painful to be the parent of a fool; there is no joy for the father of a rebel.
A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
The wicked accept secret bribes to pervert justice.
Sensible people keep their eyes glued on wisdom, but a fool’s eyes wander to the ends of the earth.
A foolish child brings grief to a father and bitterness to a mother.
It is wrong to fine the godly for being good or to punish nobles for being honest!
A truly wise person uses few words; a person with understanding is even-tempered.
Even fools are thought to be wise when they keep silent; when they keep their mouths shut, they seem intelligent.
Noel’s thoughts on Proverbs 17
This verse is an example of a complement in Proverbs. Like I mentioned in the message on Wisdom, the New Living Translation eliminates some of the literary devices that help us with these verse. Here is the NLT:
Grandchildren are the crowning glory of the aged; parents are the pride of their children.
Here is the ESV of the same verse:
Grandchildren are the crown of the aged, and the glory of children is their fathers.
Basically, the big difference is the word “and,” which in a complement shows how two independent things work together.
Grandchildren are the crowning glory of the aged. - A true statement on it’s own. You know how grandparents go crazy for their grandkids.
Parents are the pride of their children. - This one is interesting. Are parents often the pride of their children? Not always. For wise children they are. How do you get wise children? Through their parents.
Now, we look for the complement. When grandchildren are the crowning glory of their grandparents, it should work to help the children look upon their parents with pride. Grandparents should help make that happen so that the same way they view their grandkids, their grandkids view their parents.
Interesting.
Personality Test
Feb 22, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Mellow | TIVO: Celebrity Fit Club }
People often tell me how I score on different personality test. But because of my personality, I often forget what they tell me. I have never taken this one (that Ochuck recommended) before, so here are the results:
Your personality is SanguineCholeric.
Overall:
Melancholy:1
Phlegmatic:3
Sanguine:20
Choleric:16
Strengths:
Melancholy:0
Phlegmatic:1
Sanguine:11
Choleric:8
Weakneses:
Melancholy:1
Phlegmatic:2
Sanguine:9
Choleric:8
Cool, But Expensive
Feb 22, 2005 Uncategorized
{ MOOD: Pretty Swell | TIVO: Scrubs }
I just read on ChurchMarketingSucks.com that a pastor in Oklahoma gave his congregation $14,000 in cash and asked them to invest it and bring it back in seven weeks to give to missions. It was an illustration on the parable of the talents. He gave each adult $100 and each kid $50.
If we did that, it would cost $145,000. It’s a tempting idea, but I have a feeling Eddie would kill me.







