Dec 22, 2004 Print This Post
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Thanks to Kyle for letting me know that God has a blog. Here’s an excerpt:
Praise unto me.
Just kidding. Isn’t it funny how some of those jokers that wrote the bible all those years ago used all of that fancy talk to make it seem that much more important? I mean, they way they write about me, it’s like I’m just dying for the attention and the adoration.
Okay. Maybe just a little adoration.
Growing up in the Lansing area, I wanted nothing more than to get out. My exit strategy included a complex mixture of schemes for an urban church plant, iProducts, and an elaborate Bollywood car chase scene with zombies and catchy techno music.
As a 40 year old man, I find myself entrenched in the Lansing area at a church I love (Riverview), with 4 kids I love more (a high schooler, a junior higher, a middle schooler, and an elementary schooler), and a wife I love the most (Grace).
Instead of planting one church, I dream of helping hundreds get started without ever leaving my home base. I still love my iProducts and use them as tools to help lead and teach the thousands who attend Riverview. And when no one is looking, I blare the techno music and send my unimpressive resume to casting agents for Bollywood zombie films.
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