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Cole

Jun 23, 2004 Print This Post

{ MOOD: Decent | ITUNES: “Boy Named Sue” – Johnny Cash }

So, I have been hanging out with Cole every evening for a few hours while Grace is at Riv doing the VBS thing. I have learned more about his personality this week than I have his whole life. Yesterday, Melissa asked me to summarize his personality for her, so I thought I would bore you all with what I am learning:

1) When you turn on any source of music, he dances in a way that betrays his Finnish / Korean heritage.
2) He doesn’t like to wear hats, and he doesn’t like me to wear them, either.
3) If I sit on the floor to read, and I laugh at my book, he will think I am laughing at him. He will crawl over laughing and put his face between my face and the book. He will then proceed to kiss, gnaw, or headbutt me for a few seconds.
4) If he is crabby, I only have to flip him upside down and zerbit his stomach and he forgets what he was crabby about.
5) He has a deep-seated belief that picture frames belong on the floor.
6) He sometimes laughs so hard, he nearly hyper-ventilates.
7) If I cover my face with something, he will remove it and then expect me to wrestle him for awhile.