The Onion | America’s Finest
Oct 22, 2003 Uncategorized
The Onion | America’s Finest News Source%u2122: “Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of
Clinton Administration
WEST PALM BEACH, FL%u2014Frankly discussing his addiction to painkillers, conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh told his radio audience Monday that his abuse of OxyContin was a ‘remnant of the anything-goes ideology of the Clinton Administration.’ ‘Friends, all I can say is ‘I told you so,” said Limbaugh, from an undisclosed drug-treatment facility. ‘Were it not for Bill Clinton’s loose policies on drug offenders and his rampant immorality, I would not have found myself in this predicament.’ Limbaugh added that he’s staying at a rehab center created by the tax-and-spend liberals.”
